kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via generalbooty)

brushitofff:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(Source: ejacutastic, via generalbooty)

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(via generalbooty)

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas, via harrypotternerdsunite)

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

(via generalbooty)

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

(via harrypotternerdsunite)

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(via jumpingjaverts)

i bet i can make you cry

totallyswifted:

screaminglonglives:

Taylor Swift’s “Taylor Swift” vs. Taylor Swift’s “Red”

who gave you the right

(via gaycheerleaders)

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

(via ihope-youlike-me-as-i-am)